My Friend Ernie Poodle
My name is Conni Schmal.
I am a German girl and I am living in Berlin in the part called Schöneberg which means Beautiful Mountain, but there is no mountain here. I am living with my mother who is divorced and with our lodger, who is an American. He is translating books and does not pay his rent on time. His name is Ernie Poodle, but it is not his real name.
The Night I Tried to Sleep

This is my new story. It is about all the interesting things that go on in the backyards in Berlin. 
My Mom's ShoesErnie's Shoes
M y  M o m ' s  S h o e s .   E r n i e ' s  S h o e s .
I Hate My Cat

T
his is Ernie's new story. It is about his relationship with a cat that does not apprecite him, I think.
My Stories

Sometimes Ernie helps me with my English. I want to learn to speak and write English better, so I am writing these stories about me and Ernie for practice.
M Y  N O V E L  A N D  E R N I E ' S  N O V E L S

Ernie talks always about writing a novel but he cannot decide which novel to write,
so he is writing bits and pieces of a lot of novels. My favorite is called "Slipping Away," because he says it is about living away from home, but so far he has only written down conversations he has with a couple of stupid drunks in a bar around the corner.

When I write my novel, it will be about Ernie and the lady cop he once fell in love with and I will call it "Cowboy Love." Ernie is so slow, that I will probably write my book first.
Ernie's Stories

I find these stories on Ernie's computer. He is not liking me to read them so I read them when he is not home. They are very strange.
E-Mail: Conni or Ernie @ The score: Ernie 5 : Connie 3. @ myfrienderniepoodle.com
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